David Brent’s Guide to an Office Clearance
So, I hear you are planning an office clearance – good move. I always say de-cluttering the office is like de-cluttering the mind (one of mine not one of Desiree’s – although I love her work). A good idea is a good idea forever. As you know I was not only a manager of a successful paper company, but also a rock star as many people know I was in the great band Foregone Conclusion. So, I know a few things about moving around whilst I was on tour with Texas. Obviously, Texas didn’t have what it took to be successful managers, which is why I let them carry on with doing what they did and followed my own path in life.
Anyway to get back to the article (Brent mused) the first thing that you will need for a successful office move is a same day courier Slough based company https://www.uk-tdl.com/same-day-delivery.html is obviously the choice I would make as you know I bloody love Slough. In fact, I have written a hit song about Slough – if you haven’t heard it yet make sure you check it out here. If you have heard it – great you probably know the sort of vibe that I go for in life. I am basically a chilled-out entertainer, not to mention a great boss.
Anyway, once you have sorted your man with a van great – you will need to start packing up. As my staff know I love to encourage any sort of team bonding activity, so a night out in Slough is a great start to plan the move – and for everyone in the office to show off their own moves. I ‘m not one to brag but I am a pretty good dancer – I have manged to fuse flash-dance with some MC Hammer, which many say couldn’t be done. I did that whilst also raising money for charity and it wasn’t even planned. So…
Once you have settled in to your new office some members of staff may find it difficult (especially the women – I always say respect women) – as my good friend and great sales rep Chris Finch always says – How can I not respect women? My mothers’ one. So, make sure you have things to keep them all happy – Billy Big mouth is just one example of the laughs that we have around here.